Monty The Cat! ....
"My husband said it was him or the cat… I miss him sometimes

"I really am a cat transformed into a woman."
Brigitte Bardot

"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
Mary Bly

"I gave my cat a bath the other day… he loved it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…"
Steve Martin

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
James Herriot

“Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.”
Neil Gaiman